Christ on a bike, this heatwave is boring.

Armpits constantly fostering the ideal conditions for the cultivation of mushrooms, no energy, stinking drains, yellow grass, and salads, salads, I’m getting really bored of eating salads. Everyone’s looking really cheesed off with the heatwave now, so it looks like the novelty of sunshine has finally worn off.

That [...]

A nerdy confession this may be, but I think a lot of people do it.

Sat on the train this morning, the commuters stood with hangdog expressions, maybe dreading the inevitable crush to get on the tube at Victoria. No-one was talking and everyone looked sort of lonely, or at least in their own world. [...]

Last night a friend and I saw Elbow play at Somerset House – and it was utterly fantastic. I discovered Elbow through an animation about a bunch of Northern kittens singing Independent Woman (of all places). I got a copy of their album Cast of Thousands, and that was [...]