Woo hoo, I’m fashionable! It turns out that I have been being fashionable for a short while now, ever since I decided that I could no longer be bothered shaving on a regular basis, and I felt happier with my appearance with a hairy face, not a bald shiny face. Beards are back.
Mum went into hospital Wednesday night in a hurry, well, actually in an ambulance. My aunt, her best friend and I wanted to get hold of her to see how she was. The nurse looking after her was able to describe how she was doing, but only you can describe how you’re feeling. That’s why I wanted [...]
Just recently, the dishes are glaring reproachfully at me from beneath thick layers of dessicated stir-in pasta sauce, the bathroom floor is harbouring new and interesting forms of life, the telly is feeling unloved because I don’t even look at it for days on end, threatening paperwork is ganging up on my kitchen table, and I’m asleep before [...]
Don’t marinade your laptop in red wine. Not only does it do nothing to improve the flavour, it causes irritating stickyness of the keyboard, and imparts the laptop with a completely random ability to click on things for you when you least expect it. A lot. Don’t tell a [...]
