From the yearly archives: 2006

Slap

On October 11 2006 · Leave a Comment · In Diary

I have no idea where all my time is going at the moment. I seem to be losing all grip on the basics of organisation, household cleaning, cooking food that isn’t pasta, and concentrating on anything, but now is the time to give myself a sharp slap and get it together, as my course has [...]

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Celebrity Nutters

On October 9 2006 · 1 Comment · In Diary

Singer Chris de Burgh has said he has healing hands which have “helped reduce pain” for people with injuries.
He told of a golfer who had seriously hurt his leg in an accident, but who began walking again “within 20 minutes” of his form of “alternative therapy”.
“We all have the facilities within our [...]

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Don’t masturbate during Ramadan…

On October 5 2006 · 1 Comment · In Uncategorized

Deliberate masturbation during the month of Ramadan renders a fast invalid, Iranian Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini has ruled.

Khameini, who is Iran’s most powerful political and religious figure, was asked on his website : “If somebody masturbates during the month of Ramadan but without any discharge, is his fasting invalidated?”

Khameini: [...]

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Relaxation

On September 30 2006 · 1 Comment · In Video

A cute, furry creature that goes ‘eek’ and our country’s pre-eminent naturalist, with a voice more comforting than mashed potato. Now breathe slowly. Ahhh.

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Webcameron? Ohhh, I get it…

On September 30 2006 · 1 Comment · In Diary

Dave is now giving speeches from his kitchen via his new blogging site, Webcameron. For those of you who don’t get the pun, it’s like Webcam with ‘eron’ on the end. Yep. That one actually took me a second.

Dave is desperate to show us that he is a compassionate, [...]

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Damned addictive Interwebby chocolatey-based movie-themed marketing thingummyjig

On September 29 2006 · 2 Comments · In Diary

This is infuriating but highly enjoyable – find the movie titles hidden in the visual clues. Go back to it by saving your game, or just do what I do and lose hours of your life in one sitting.

I got Silence of the Lambs pretty quickly, but some of this [...]

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